Thursday, February 5, 2009

I have a "condition..."

So I go to my doctor this morning and told him, “When I got up this morning, I absent-mindedly put on a pair of white gloves and I called my daughter Minnie. On the way downtown, I couldn’t help singing, ‘Hi ho, hi ho, it’s off to work I go.’ And, at the post office I called the drowsy clerk Sleeping Beauty.

What’s the matter with me?”

“Isn’t it obvious?” the doctor says. “You’re having Disney spells.”

It's no wonder I'm so Grumpy.

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